quarta-feira, setembro 14, 2016

Umas no cravo e outras na ferradura


  
 Jumento do dia
    
Daniel Bessa

Só mesmo este Daniel Bessa, um rapaz que insiste em ser apresentado como próximo do PS, tirando proveito da notoriedade que este partido imerecidamente lhe proporcionou, se lembraria de dizer que Passos Coelho protegeu os mais pobres. Compreendo que tenha perdido a esperança de embarcar na geringonça e que vá dar graxa a Passos Coelho, mas pelo menos que seja rigoroso. Já agora, não lhe faria mal nenhum em começar a assumir-se como alguém de direita.

«Na sua opinião, o governo de Passos Coelho foi “altamente social-democrata” porque “protegeu os mais pobres”, e o último ministro de que se lembra capaz de tal feito terá sido Luís Mira Amaral, também ele um social-democrata num Governo de Cavaco Silva…» [Observador]

 Dúvidas que me atormentam a alma

Da próxima vez que morrerem bombeiros num acidente durante um combate a um incêndio a Catarina Martins irá exigir o encerramento das companhias de bombeiros?

 A carta que nos envergonha enquanto portugueses

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 Confessions of a presidential speechwriter
   

If Jean-Claude Juncker goes off script in this week’s State of the Union, spare a thought for the poor soul who put the speech together.


«A little over five years ago, I gave up my job as a British civil servant and a place in the U.K. immigration line to take a job as a speechwriter for José Manuel Barroso, then president of the European Commission.

It was an honor to join the president’s team — that word “president” was so hard to say no to. In my mind’s eye, I was already striding purposefully from meeting to meeting, pen in hand, ready to project European leadership on the Arab Spring, help save the eurozone, and nail the holy grail of speechwriting: a State of the Union speech.

But as we began work on the speech, the European equivalent of the U.S. president’s address to Congress, I discovered that reality was less “West Wing” and more “The Office.”

The idea behind the State of the Union speech was to combine a rallying cry for Europe with to-do lists for the EU institutions. Barroso had given the first one the year before, delivering an address that had lacked everything a speechwriter aims for: glamor, brevity, levity and legitimacy. The writers knew it, and had shared their concern with communication colleagues across the Commission.

This year was going to be different — or so we told ourselves.

The drafting process got underway in May, when a group of four officials convened to begin research for this unnamed project.

Beyond me, the group included Commission Secretary-General Catherine Day, Barroso’s Head of Cabinet Johannes Laitenberger and the Head of the Spokespersons’ Service, Koen Doens. Other Barroso speechwriters as well as the head of the president’s think tank and former MEP Margaritis Schinas — now the Commission spokesperson — joined later meetings.

When I’d drafted something, I would file it in the system where it would ping-pong between top officials. Barroso himself didn’t appear at our meetings, except once, and then only briefly. What he was looking for — if he expressed it to anyone — was never communicated to me. It felt like writing for a black box. Once in a while, someone would come back to me with critiques or suggestions, but it was unclear if any of it came from Barroso.

Still, I consoled myself that Barroso at least allowed the existence of speechwriters. His foreign policy chief, Catherine Ashton, refused such support, preferring to jot her first draft of history in bullet points en route to the podium.

Effective speechwriting is a fine balance between drafting and inspiration. Winging it doesn’t work for most speakers, but neither does overplanning.

“If you hit on the story too soon in the process, you destroy it in the end,” says Vincent Stuer, who worked on Barroso’s 2013 State of the Union speech. “It means you rewrite it so many times that even the best speech will get ruined. Catching the story is not the thing. Getting it safely to harbor is the key.”

Stuer’s advice is simple: “There should be maximum of three people holding the pen. If you don’t get that right, it will always be crap at the end.”

Team Barroso in 2011 had well over half a dozen pen-holders.

Indeed, there were so many meetings, with so many different groupings of people, that at least 16 versions of the speech were produced before the president even read one.

To help overcome Barroso’s reluctance to focus on the speech — to be fair, he was quite busy helping hold the eurozone together that summer — his main advisers agreed that I could accompany him to Australia and New Zealand in early September, three weeks before the big speech, in order to pin him down for his thoughts.

My mission was an unmitigated disaster.

Barroso had little time for me. He stayed by himself in his first-class cabin, relegated me to the rear car of the motorcade and left me begging his security detail to slip drafts under his hotel room door.

One low point came towards the end of the trip when, after Barroso gave a speech at a casino in Auckland to Pacific Island leaders, the motorcade left without me. Clutching his discarded cue cards, I walked back alone to the hotel along the city’s hilly streets.

Barroso either willfully ignored me or didn’t seem to know what I was there for.

Turned out, getting noticed would be worse. That same trip, in the VIP lounge at Singapore airport, I tried to corner Barroso on the speech but he didn’t want to talk. He instead wanted me to research links between his family and a wine region in Australia called the Barossa Valley. There being no such link, I produced a list of “10 things you don’t know about Australia” to distract and amuse him. He was not amused.

Left alone in the VIP suite as Barroso met with the Singaporean prime minister in another suite, I thought there was no point in writing yet another draft of the speech. So I decided instead to a take a bath in Barroso’s private bathroom, the only one available, to refresh after the 12-hour flight from Europe. There was just one problem: After I was done, the bathtub refused to drain.

I desperately called in hotel staff, trying to express in the strongest possible terms that the water had to leave the bathtub. We failed, and Barroso returned to a tub full of soapy bathwater.

For four months, I had seen people come and go from the core speechwriting group, invited and disinvited from meetings, as they came in and out of favor.

This time, it was my turn be disinvited to the next State of the Union meeting. I returned to Brussels empty-handed and Barroso never spoke to me again. I was left to tweet bits from the televised speech from inside my gray Brussels office until my boss eventually put me out of my misery and told me to find another job.

So, on Wednesday, if you hear Jean-Claude Juncker going off-script in the 2016 State of the Union or see a young suited figure grimace at the edge of the stage — spare a thought for them. That could be a lonely speechwriter, wondering whether they’ll ever get it right.» [Politico]

Ryan Heath, senior EU correspondent at POLITICO, writes the Brussels Playbook. He has written two books, including “Please Just F* Off, It’s Our Turn Now,” and was speechwriter for Barroso and former Commission Vice President Neelie Kroes.
   
Autor:

Ryan Heath.

      
 Investigador apressado
   
«Alguns militares do 127.º curso de Comandos, a que pertenciam os recrutas Hugo Abreu e Dylan da Silva, estavam a ser monitorizados do ponto de vista fisiológico, através de um projeto desenvolvido pelo Laboratório de Biomecânica do Porto em parceria com o Exército. Ao Observador, o investigador Mário Vaz, responsável pelo projeto, explica que a equipa ficou “tão surpreendida como toda a gente” com as mortes e os internamentos, visto que “não foi registada nenhuma anomalia”.

Os investigadores escolheram alguns militares do batalhão “ao acaso” (nenhum dos que tiveram problemas fazia parte desta amostra), que foram equipados com uma série de instrumentos que permitiam recolher dados como ritmo cardíaco, temperatura interna, e atividade física. O objetivo era obter uma “avaliação da resposta fisiológica ao esforço, em contexto térmico adverso”. Ou seja, “como é que o organismo humano responde quando está sob carga física e psíquica, em condições térmicas adversas, como muito frio ou muito calor”, esclareceu o investigador. A equipa esperava criar “um modelo que permitirá simular numericamente o mecanismo que nos permite controlar a nossa temperatura”.» [Observador]
   
Parecer:

Porque será que este senhor investigador se tem desdobrado tentando sugerir que a morte dos soldados resulta de problemas de saúde dos mesmos, em vez de esperar pelas conclusões dos inquéritos que estão a decorrer. A verdade é que os incidentes ocorreram debaixo das suas barbas, podia estar a monitorizar a temperatura de uma amostras de soldados e esses não tiveram problemas, senão também estariam doentes. Mas, parece que se esqueceu de monitorizar o esforço acumulado e a temperatura ao sol, já que é ao sol que estes exercícios decorrem.
   
Despacho do Director-Geral do Palheiro: «Sugira-se ao senhor investigador que respeite os mortos e fique calado.»
  
 O Montenegro tem propostas
   
«O líder parlamentar do PSD, Luís Montenegro, encerrou esta terça-feira as jornadas parlamentares do PSD, em Coimbra, a anunciar que nas próximas semanas vão dar entrada na Assembleia da República “mais de 20 propostas” sobre vários setores. O objetivo, disse, é mostrar ao país que o PSD “quer construir uma alternativa política forte e mobilizadora”, que não está preocupado com a “popularidade do dia-a-dia”.

“Queremos construir uma alternativa política forte e mobilizadora, não numa base de popularidade do dia-a-dia mas a pensar no que no futuro pode ser uma sociedade mais justa”, disse o líder parlamentar, que pediu aos deputados da sua bancada para “renovarem o seu empenho” na nova sessão legislativa que arranca esta semana.

Segundo Luís Montenegro, as várias propostas que vão dar entrada na Assembleia da República nas próximas semanas passam pelos vários setores, nomeadamente o sistema eleitoral, a área dos territórios de baixa densidade e coesão territorial, área do arrendamento urbano, voluntariado, educação, saúde, cultura e património, economia e investimento, e ainda assuntos europeus. A ideia, reforçou, é “propor opções concretas para que os portugueses possam perceber a formação de uma outra alternativa política”.» [Observador]
   
Parecer:

Resta saber se nada propõe no OE para mais tarde apresentar propostas com impacto orçamental.
   
Despacho do Director-Geral do Palheiro: «pergunte-se ao Montenegro qual o impacto financeiro das propostas que vai apresentar.»
  
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